Total Medals Earned: 686 (From
137 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,580 Points
Complete Act 1.
Reach Level 5.
Reach Level 10.
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Complete Act 2.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
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Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
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Great Game
Perfect Game
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
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Decide to play the game.
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Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
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Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
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Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
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You destroyed his abs
His ribs are showing bro!
You Knocked him out
You won the fight!
Not a scratch on your face
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At least his face looks better now
You won the game rather quickly
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Politely decline
Politely accept
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
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